# PAR!
# Written by Tom Spiteri
# From: http://tomspit.com

My rhymes involve skill, they’re always off the wall,
I wouldn’t bother contesting, you’d have no chance at all,
I’m the king of the hill, call me the master of rhyme,
I’ve already held this title for quite a long time.

Challenging me would be a terrible mistake,
My rhyming is all natural, it’s like a piece of cake,
I may seem to boast a lot, always bigging up my skill,
But it’s like you’re like the shrimp and I’m the flaming grill.

PAR! Cheesey rhymes for the win?